breakfast

[opabinia]

I picked up a can of Slim Fast, shook it, and put it down. I picked up a banana. I picked up the can of Slim Fast again. I shook the banana. I put them both down to think about what I'd just done.

Comments

[locriansax.livejournal.com]

wahahhaah...banana shake

[spitcurl.livejournal.com]

They make blenders for that!

[locriansax.livejournal.com]

I bet that if he shook the banana fast enough...?

[spitcurl.livejournal.com]

How fast would you need to shake to get the banana out of the peel and the Slim-Fast out of the can and mixed together, exactly? ;?

[locriansax.livejournal.com]

pretty damn fast, i'd say.

I'm not sure anyone's replied to YOU with this but it's fitting so...

[sirendipity.livejournal.com]

*snort*

[professorglum.livejournal.com]

[anechoic.livejournal.com]

I'm not saying anything...

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

I KNEW you'd show up here!

[xenoglaux]

You know if you shake the banana more than three times you're just playing with it.

[bottleimp.livejournal.com]

Why is there SlimFast in your house? freak.

[christianb.livejournal.com]

lolz

[panzerkunst.livejournal.com]

Then the phone rang and he picked up the banana and said "hello?"