My first survey

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Who knows where it came from. I cut out some of the questions that bored me.
These things are handy for light introspection, yes?



Middle name: Daniel
Birth time: 4am?
Birthplace: NJ, like any red-blooded Puerto Rican
Last place you traveled: New Hampshire to look at adoptable doggies for saturniidae

Describe:
Your heritage: Mutt Spic
The shoes you wore today: first, a nice pair of Johnston & Murphys, then, ugly immortal foul-weather Timberlands
Your hair: buzzed to stubby submission
Your weakness(es): I lack an Iron Will
Your fears: crippling or permanent disease or injury, car accidents, never figuring out what I should do with my life
Your perfect pizza: Bruschetta
One thing you'd like to achieve: figuring out what I should do with my life

What is:
Your most overused phrase on AIM: I don't AIM.
Your thoughts first waking up: Today? "Crap. I just got comfortable."
Your current worry: housing uncertainty, job search uncertainty
Your plans tomorrow: I just realized I did all of this week's lab work already. I'll have to make shit up.
Your best physical feature: The little depressions lateral to the lumbar spine where it meets the sacrum. *snort*
Your bedtime: Too friggin' late
Your greatest accomplishment: Finishing school against stupid odds (I was broken in the head)

Do you:
Cuss: trying to cut down
Do you think you've been in love: Yep
Want to get married: eventually
Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: no
Like to take baths: I wish. bathtub's too gross. too many housemates.
Get motion sickness: on seriously choppy boat rides
Masturbate: it's great
Like talking on the phone: Not especially.
Like thunderstorms: love them
Workout: Often, if I'm being good.
Like reading: lots. I should make more time for that.

Favorite:
Body part: on who?
Kind of fruit: not-too-ripe kiwi, sliced, not peeled
Music to fall asleep to: sometimes can't. brain follows music, doesn't turn off.
Time of the day: not at work
Feature in the opposite sex: it's a Gestalt thing.
Car: Many would do, given money to rebuild and modify.
Thing to do right before bed: stare at lungfish
Thing to say when you're mad: I always feel like there's nothing terrible enough to say.
Era: Cambrian, probably
Horror movie: can't think of it, don't feel like deciding

The future:
Age you hope to be married? the right one
Numbers and Names of Children: probably zero. under no circumstances more than two. I like uncommon, pleasing names.
Describe your Dream Wedding: Not big.
How do you want to die: Neatly, quietly, peacefully, old as all fuckoff and feeling damn fulfilled.
Where you want to go to college: Fuck you, I'm old.
What do you want to be when you grow up: I want to work from home. I want a home.
What country would you most like to visit: *shrug* lots of places

Opposite sex:
Best articles of clothing: combat boots

Finish:
I eat: crunchy hippie shit whenever possible, with frequent lapses into bacon cheeseburgers and beer.
I am: anxious, despite a deep-running sense of stuff-doesn't-matter.
I loathe: the fragmentation of land that kills biodiversity. overfishing, too.
I adore: Life, as in matter that lives.
I suck at: discipline
I am obsessed with: career/financial angst (despite a deep-running sense... yeah yeah)
I can't wait: to own Real Estate and a very fast car
I am annoyed with: dumb neighbors (see earlier entry)
I miss: my maternal grandfather, my dog, I. from high school -- he refuses to move to the east coast.