open letter

[opabinia]

For the love of all you hold dear, please find a way to keep your pants up, or tuck your shirt in. It is not my responsibility not to look. It is your responsibility to cover your ass crack. Ugh.

Comments

HAhaha

[hellocatgirl.livejournal.com]

that just made me giggle out loud.

[halo.livejournal.com]

crack is whack!

[halo.livejournal.com]

(but still better than camel toe.)

[sparkgrrl658.livejournal.com]

best song ever

[sparkgrrl658.livejournal.com]

additional PSA: leggings are not equal to pants. especially if you weigh more than 100 lbs.

[annabelle.livejournal.com]

omg ew. yes.

[morbidiqua.livejournal.com]

Good point... and yet so often done. Why sweet jesus... why? You can see every wrinkle in the fat. **shiver** every twinkie fold.

[sparkgrrl658.livejournal.com]

twinkie fold.

file with: chinese finger trap

lol, gross. AND SO RIGHT. god i hate working in the prudential. there is *so* much of it.

[bottleimp.livejournal.com]

um, chinese finger trap?

[sparkgrrl658.livejournal.com]

2 guys 1 girl...?

;p

to clarify

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

It's an allusion to some dialogue in Clerks (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109445/). Basically, it's one lady on all fours, one man entering from rear, one man entering her mouth.

Re: to clarify

[bottleimp.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh, you mean SPIT ROASTING.

[tisana.livejournal.com]

Man, this thread is just full of useful information.
Including images I didn't even want to think of.

[deadwinter.livejournal.com]

Ah yes. How I wish that rule was limited to wardrobe faux-pas. Sometimes I wish I could burn my eyes.

[heatray.livejournal.com]

I was once carrying my bike down a long flight of stairs to a train station behind a fat girl wearing VERY low-slung jeans. I got a whole face full of her hairy (like, SHAGGY. Like she was part terrier or something) ass. I considered spearing her in the back with my bike and knocking her the rest of the way down the stairs, but the tiny sliver that was left (at the time) of my better nature prevailed, and I managed to tear my eyes away for the remainder off the descent.

[sephardic.livejournal.com]

President Obama agrees with you.

Obama: ...brothers should pull up their pants. You are walking by your mother, your grandmother, your underwear is showing. What's wrong with that? Come on. <...> you don't have to pass a law, but that doesn't mean folks can't have some sense and some respect for other people and, you know, some people might not want to see your underwear — I'm one of them.

more 'boxers versus briefs' interview:
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1598409/20081102/story.jhtml

[deadwinter.livejournal.com]

Yes. I call it the 1369 rule.

[sephardic.livejournal.com]

Yes. I call it the 1369 rule.

mad props. now officially added to my lexicon.

[bottleimp.livejournal.com]

Not a lover of the coin slot? Heh.

BTW, Mr. Siren, the women here at the Summit are fuckin' RADIOACTIVE. Your heads would explode.

Bouncy. lean, physical, graceful, strong as hell, friendly and open. wow.

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

Not a lover of the coin slot?

Not when it's fat and hairy, no.