auspicious

[opabinia]

I bought gasoline last night. It cost $1.85 per gallon. This can only mean one thing:



Barack Hussein Obama has The Mandate of Heaven.

Comments

[bottleimp.livejournal.com]

He's gonna need it.

The news so far would indicate that he and his are going about the transition in a very careful and thoughtful way. My fingers remain crossed for the next 4-8 years.

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

Srsly.

[apogeeperigee.livejournal.com]

Funny -- I thought it meant that OPEC was going to cut production further.


I like your version better.

[damiel.livejournal.com]

I bought gas for $1.75 this weekend. That could only mean one thing: I was in Jersey.

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

I'm so sorry! What exit?

[damiel.livejournal.com]

Hmm... exit 13 of the NJ Turnpike.

[tristesse.livejournal.com]

Further proof.

AHAHAHAHHAHAHA YES
GOD IS LIKE
WAY TO GO GUYS

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

Yup. (http://damiel.livejournal.com/193934.html) :D