hot / seriously

[opabinia]

A: You wanna hear something really sexy?
B: Yeah. Bring it.
A: I can't find my nose hair clippers.

*****

Non-Impoverished Humans: There is no excuse for nose hair that extends beyond the narices. None.

Comments

[bottleimp.livejournal.com]

Indeed. A Bic lighter is less than a dollar, and you can often get matches for free.

[xenoglaux]

it is a fine piece of engineering.

[sephardic.livejournal.com]

unsubscribe

[sephardic.livejournal.com]

No, but seriously, that is (as deadwinter might say) a well designed thingie.

On the other hand, bottleimp's solution wins my favorite game show; ¿Quién es más macho?

Trying to find the original game show clip just now, I encountered this classic instead:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIL3fbGbU2o

Someone should make a similar ad for the tweezerman groomer.

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

I love that it's "the small Chrysler."

[http://users.livejournal.com/_perihelion_/]

I still think you are in denial about your ear hair problem but, hey . . . whatever keeps you warm at nite. ;)

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

EAR HAIR DOES NOT KEEP ME WARM