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I swear to God. Who shows up at church for a baptism in a backless mini-dress and pink stilettos? The Ho, that's who. The Ho and her mom, who chose to free her tired flappers with an inconceivable neckline. I overheard one of the kids' parents mumble "There are some things you can't control, I guess."

Date: 2009-10-05 03:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] znuh.livejournal.com
SET SAIL FOR CHURCHSEX

CHURCHSEX
CHURCHSEX
CHURCHSEX
SCHURCHEX
HLAGULAGH

Date: 2009-10-05 03:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lepidosiren.livejournal.com
I'd pass. They were both sausages. You know -- you take off the casing, and all the structural support is just gone.
Edited Date: 2009-10-05 03:35 am (UTC)

Date: 2009-10-05 07:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] znuh.livejournal.com
Ew. Well then! (wrings hands)

Date: 2009-10-05 03:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bottleimp.livejournal.com
I assume she was on her way home from WalMart and just dropped in?

Date: 2009-10-05 03:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lepidosiren.livejournal.com
*hurl*

hatechu

Date: 2009-10-05 05:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mfree.livejournal.com
"her mom, who chose to free her tired flappers with an inconceivable neckline."

Dude... that needs to be a line in a book. Seriously.

Date: 2009-10-05 11:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bottleimp.livejournal.com
Alas, I work with that 5 days a week.

Date: 2009-10-05 12:59 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] xenoglaux
Who shows up at church for a baptism in a backless mini-dress and pink stilettos?

I know right, PINK? GOD!

Date: 2009-10-05 01:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bottleimp.livejournal.com
Wait, this was a Catholic baptism, right? Those guys baptise non-ambulatory infants. So the Ho wasn't being baptised, I'm guessing?

Crazy-ass Baptists got this figured out. The baptizees wear white gown-things because they're getting immersed. They also have a long and noble tradition of Churchsex, BTW.

Date: 2009-10-05 03:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apogeeperigee.livejournal.com
The simple answer to your question is YES.

Date: 2009-10-06 02:30 pm (UTC)

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