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[opabinia]

Unemployed in the dead of winter? First, stand up. Then, tear ass around the empty house, howling incoherently and flailing your arms.

It hasn't helped me yet, but maybe I'm just not doing it enough.

Comments

[popetom.livejournal.com]

Are you wearing pants? This sort of thing doesn't work if you have pants on.

-PT

[spitcurl.livejournal.com]

OAKLAHOMAOAKLAHOMAOAKLAHOMAOAKLOAlLAHOMA!!!!

[developer.livejournal.com]

Am I still getting mail? Can you fill your days watching for my tax documents?

[sparkgrrl658.livejournal.com]

*imagines him doing the above, as described, but stopping to wait impatiently at the window like a puppy*

HEE

[mistresshellena.livejournal.com]

Useful to add in the next couple of phases, burst into maniacal laughter and then maniacal tears. At which point you'll be exhausted and can take a nap. What is unemployment if not a time to oversleep? ;)

[rapha.livejournal.com]

Havent tried that yet. Are you still getting up too late like me?