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I just exploded a stick of butter in the microwave. I mean, like,

BOOM!

and now the whole inside of the microwave is yellow.

Date: 2010-02-08 02:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bottleimp.livejournal.com
Chisel once put a bag of microwave popcorn in the oven and set it for EIGHT MINUTES.

And then FORGOT IT.

That turned the inside of our oven brown.

Date: 2010-02-08 03:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lepidosiren.livejournal.com
[livejournal.com profile] sephardic frequently carbonized popcorn in the microwave because she didn't trust the "Popcorn" button.

Date: 2010-02-08 04:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sephardic.livejournal.com
oh no you didn't

OH NO YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE

*okey now i'm gonna explode more butter - and this time YOU will get to clean it

Date: 2010-02-08 05:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lepidosiren.livejournal.com
Aw, baby, don't be like that. I made you us pork chops and beer bread!

Date: 2010-02-08 05:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sephardic.livejournal.com
mmmm. meat and bread did make things better.

for the record, i still have no idea how the 'popcorn' button works.

Date: 2010-02-08 02:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rapha.livejournal.com
That's a neat trick.

Date: 2010-02-08 02:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iscari0t.livejournal.com
What did you set it for? I wanna try it.

Date: 2010-02-08 03:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lepidosiren.livejournal.com
The oven was set on High for one minute to melt one entire stick of butter in a small bowl. I intended to interrupt the irradiation partway through the phase change. (I've performed this operation with success in the past.) I believe steam formed between the melting butter-stick and the bowl's surface, and the bubble could not escape fast enough to prevent superheating and exploding.

Date: 2010-02-08 03:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iscari0t.livejournal.com
So just

Step 1: place entire stick of butter in small bowl

Step 2: place bowl, with butter, inside standard microwave oven

Step 3: heat on High for 1 minute

Step 4: ???

Step 5: profit


???

Date: 2010-02-08 05:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lepidosiren.livejournal.com
Almost exactly.

Step 3 is misleading: The butter did not require an entire minute to explode.
Step 4 is dead accurate: You may or may not duplicate my latest results.
Step 5 appears subjective and ambiguous, so it might make your paper difficult to publish.

Date: 2010-02-08 05:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkgrrl658.livejournal.com
yeah, most of the time the butter just melts, true (boring) story.

Date: 2010-02-08 03:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bottleimp.livejournal.com
Next up: an egg!

Boiled or not. No, really. It doesn't matter.

Date: 2010-02-08 09:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tygerwillow.livejournal.com
i microwave butter all the time for bread recipes. and exploding happens frequently and sucks. the best way i've found to get around it is to melt it in 20- to 30-second increments, then let it sit for a minute or two before zapping again.

Date: 2010-02-08 04:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] latemodel.livejournal.com
My theory is that the shape of the butter stick focuses the microwaves into the center of the stick, liquefying the middle while the outside stays solid.

No, not really.

Date: 2010-02-08 10:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] industrialsteve.livejournal.com
next try a cd for about 10 seconds :) shiny side up of course.

send an email to mythbusters see if they can tell you why.

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