Police Dong Size Control

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Comments

[bottleimp.livejournal.com]

Reading the whole article, it makes more sense. The local technique is to wrap your Papuan Schlong in irritating leaves so that it swells. I can see how that might interfere with your duties.

-winces as he sits down to book 'em-

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

Yeah. At first, I thought the ban on penile enlargement surgery was a filter against Napoleon-complex officers. Wang-fluffing foliage as a hindrance to calisthenics is a different ball of wax.

[morbidiqua.livejournal.com]

I read that article yesterday... it's pretty funny.

[sparkgrrl658.livejournal.com]

there is some overcompensating by becoming a cop already commentary to be made i'm sure...