Hey it is ninety degrees, okey?

[opabinia]

< / Pepe the King Prawn >

(Outdoors, late afternoon. Front porch of New England colonial. islandofzilan walks to front door.)

islandofzilan:
Hey.

Me:
Oh hey. I'll be right there.

(Footsteps, receding.)
(Pause.)
(Footsteps, approaching.)
(Front door opens.)

Me:
You caught me taking pictures of my bicycle parts. In my underwear.

Islandofzilan:
We all need hobbies, I guess.

Comments

[cris.livejournal.com]

if not for the well positioned period, I would be wondering if you were hanging boxers off your handlebars or slipping briefs around your chainstays.

[labellemargaux.livejournal.com]

Ninja Lamp!

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

Voici la bicyclette.

[panzerkunst.livejournal.com]

These things happen.

[komos.livejournal.com]

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

I couldn't make it through. Thanks, though -- it's the thought that counts.

[komos.livejournal.com]

Shame. Given your latest post, it's particularly apropos.

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

Quite true.

I will have to find a way to use the sentence, "Frost his bag."