goals

[opabinia]

sephardic:
I got into this contest thing at the gym. A bunch of us got measured for BMI and fat percentage and stuff. We're gonna track our numbers for the next couple of months-...
Me:
To see how your progress compares to the group.
Sephardic:
Yeah. This is good. I have a little competitive streak. I'll be all, "I better not end up in the bottom third."
Me:
Hey, whatever works. Gotta feel motivated.

(pause)

Sephardic:
There's this 71-year-old woman in the group.
Me:
That's so cool. People who stay active, y'know, they just-...
Sephardic:
I'm totally gonna kick her ass.

Comments

[popetom.livejournal.com]

I would recommend finding the 71 year old woman's address and then mailing her a box of ho-hos every week.

-PT

[halo.livejournal.com]

There is a woman at my gym who is probably late 60s or early 70s, and she kicks my ass at everything. This lady is seriously ripped, and is ALWAYS AT THE GYM. It'd make me feel bad if it weren't so cool.

[bottleimp.livejournal.com]

If it looks like she's winning, bump into her and knock her down. A broken hip will take her right out of the game.

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

Yeah! It's easy to make that look like an accident.

[bottleimp.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY HERE LET ME

-stealthily leans on sternum-

*KRRRRK*

This is why you love her, remember!

[sephardic.livejournal.com]

would it be too transparent to bring girl scout cookies to the next meeting? keep the suggestions coming.