It will be pulpy.

[opabinia]

We saw a sign that offered "Cash for your Warhol" while driving on Mount Auburn Street.

Me:
Cash Warhol -- That's a good band name.

sephardic:
Isn't there a band called The Dandy Warhols?

Me:
Yes.

Sephardic:
There should be a band called "The Dandy Narwhals."

Me:
"The Cash Narwhals."

...

Me:
I have decided to write a 1950s science fiction adventure called CASH NARWHAL and the SPACE-ONAUTS.

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[bottleimp.livejournal.com]

"Is that a spiral tusk in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

The hot Venusian wind blew noxious fog past Captain Narwhal's polymer face-plate. He stepped carefully between the leathery bulbs of flesh-rending carnoplants, whose whistling tendrils waved menacingly with every gust of hot, noxious, foggy Venusian wind. Surely, Narwhal's synthetic leather space-suit would protect him from their deadly stings... but being sure wasn't always enough, on Venus.

[bottleimp.livejournal.com]

Oh, see I had already gone all hard-boiled on him:

"Glad to see me?" she had said. She was just another mouthy Zetan dame, mouthy like all dames, Zetan or not. He gave her the back of his hand, the smooth metallic fabric of his flight glove against her iridescent flesh making a sound like a bull walrus flopping onto a member of his harem, only not so loud.

[sparkgrrl658.livejournal.com]

and now bohemian like me or whatever it was is stuck in my head forever.

oh, 90s. (related: wa-ho, WOO!)

also, J has a trimmer in the bathroom and the brand name or whatever is "whal." and it has a round hole in the front. and every time i look at it i want to stick a toothpick in there and amend the name.



maybe some googly eyes.

Wahl!

[lepidosiren.livejournal.com]

I have one of those. I have plenty of googly eyes, too.

Re: Wahl!

[sparkgrrl658.livejournal.com]

you know what to do.

i shall be over to inspect your creation in x days, where x is TBD.