The Adventures of Mister Stupidhead*

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I asked Sifu to show me some forearm conditioning techniques.

Mind you, I already knew he has a black belt in Goju (fucking GOJU, okey?), and that he had practiced Hung Gar before focusing on Wing Chun. I knew he was fond of recounting his years of "hitting trees." Basically, I knew I was putting myself in a position.

He got this grin on his face: Thank you for giving me an excuse to do this to you. A small crowd gathered around to watch me get educated. Within a few minutes, the neighboring Hung Gar and Xing Yi classes were trying some forearm conditioning, too.

Today, I have four neat, round bruises to prove that I learned stuff. Also: ouch.

* Name borrowed from _perihelion_.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_perihelion_/]

thank you for the shout-out. nonetheless, I'm willing to fight you for the title. act for act, I believe I am way more stupidhead than you are. if only because I've got decades of stupid on you. :)

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