Yeah, no.

If I got in the car now, I'd snore off the road.

you lazy sluts

Wake up, pull the pubes out of your teeth, and call me. I wanna go to the Cape.

finally

The Cape Cod Canal mission was a success: manageable driving distance, simple directions, and excellent access. Fine bike path, crystal-clear water, great scenery, and nippy fishes. No catches, but plenty of bumps, and the destination alone was worth the trip.

I'm getting back there as soon as possible. I will need more volunteers, or maybe the same one again, armed with more insulation*, in the very near future.

*_asenath_ chills easily.