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golden years
Dec. 7th, 2007 02:50 pmMom volunteers at an old folks' home. Mary, one of her friends there, has a lazer-sharp mind at 96.
Mom: How are you today, Mary?
Mary: Ohh, I'm okayy. *sigh*
Mom: Aw, what's the matter?
Mary: I'm bored. I'm soo bored. You know, I wanna throw a party.
Mom: Well, I bet you could! We'll get permission, and invite your fr--
Mary: I wanna throw a naked party.
Mom: How are you today, Mary?
Mary: Ohh, I'm okayy. *sigh*
Mom: Aw, what's the matter?
Mary: I'm bored. I'm soo bored. You know, I wanna throw a party.
Mom: Well, I bet you could! We'll get permission, and invite your fr--
Mary: I wanna throw a naked party.
